What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
14.06.2025 06:43

Still no good.
So they tried
Analysis & Anal Cysts
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Everyone loved it.
Loons and Moons
Then came..
Why are Indians so influenced by the Western culture, when the Indian tradition has so much to give?
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
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Unacceptable again!
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Minds and Behinds
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
No go.
Nuts and Butts
Why hasn't Japan legalized same-sex marriage?
Hysterias & Posteriors
Freaks and Cheeks
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
So, the docs changed it to read
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Catatonics & High Colonics
Another attempt resulted in ...
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
What are some reasons why people may fear strong men?
Next, they tried...
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Thumbs down again.
Are there any industries or sectors where ChatGPT is particularly well-suited for implementation?
They put up a sign reading
share office space ...
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Has your mother ever walked in on you at an inappropriate time?
Still no good
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
How did you get to be a leftist?
Just Forget it!
No, not a chance
No way
What is the most memorable thing that happened in your college days?